TASER BOY-

We all have that friend who seems to have random off the wall things happen to her on a regular basis. I definitely have that friend and between her stories and mine I can guarantee quite a few laughs, moments of sheer shock, and even a few OMG's and not believing it could ever be true moments. Let me promise you now EVERYTHING you read on this blog... As scary, sad, and hysterical as it may be has definitely happened.

Let's start with Taser Boy... A few years ago a friend of mine was living in an adorable duplex across town from me. The oilfield was in boom at the time so it was pretty common for the bigger companies to rent places out for their employees to stay while they were in town for long periods of time. Her duplex neighbors happened to be a house full of these guys.

One night as she was sitting on the couch watching tv she heard the door knob turn and thought it was her daughter coming home from the store. To her surprise her drunk slobbering neighbor stumbled in falling all over her. She's a very small woman but like they say dynamite comes in small packages. She pushed him off and out her front door. She drug him next door to his house and pushed him inside leaving the door wide open with his passed out his body laying half in and half out.

When her daughter got home she told her and her boyfriend the story. And then she called me... And after the first few moments of panic I couldn't help but laugh!! This is the kind of stuff that happened to her all of the time!

The next morning as she was leaving for work she noticed that Taser boy was still in the same spot she had left him... Half in and half out with the door wide open for the world to see in, in the middle of winter. Later that day her daughter ran in to him in passing and talked to him about the incident the night before.

Taser Boy decided to come and apologize and boy did he get a surprise!! She produced her 500,000 volt taser gun.

She then threatened him with the said taser and told him she would use it on him if he ever did that again and also if he didn't shovel her sidewalk and driveway from then on. And no she didn't let it go and in fact made sure to remind him to "keep shoveling! Remember that taser?!" To which he replied "I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry!"

Now that's one way that single women survive!

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