I gathered these dating what NOT to do's from friends of mine and also from my own dating disaster experiences... and NO these are not in number order.
1. Tell you that you are as beautiful as their ex...
2. Lick your face like a dog
3. Ask you to pay
4.Talk endlessly about themselves
5.Drink too much
6. Tell you about their recent DUI while having a pre dinner drink
7. Ask you about the car at your house the night before (just flat out creepy!)
8.Meet you at the door with a glass of wine with Lionel Richie playing "Say you, Say Me" in the background.
9. Stab your steak off of your dinner plate and yell "yum"
10. call you dude and buddy (immediate friendzone)
11. Ask to meet my kids
12. Drive like a bat out of hell (100 plus) in your sports car on unlit streets full of wildlife because you think it's "impressive"
13. Bring your 15 year old daughter on the date with you so she can interrogate and see if she "passes"
14. Ask for sex
15. Tell her you're kind of still married but not really because you sleep in separate beds (WHAT???)
16.Tell her about the "sex toy" business you and your ex owned and describe your inventory in detail.
17. Cell phone checker, texter, FB, email, caller.... etc.
18. Tell stories about your ex or exes (complete turnoff)
19. Fart... and yes this must happen because it was said a few times.
20. Assume that there will be a 2nd date
21. Tell that they dated your sister once but you're much hotter?!
22. Not walking you to your car, or door.
And we wonder why dating is so hard anymore? From my own personal experiences... I almost cringe at the thought of a first date because you just NEVER know what's going to happen!
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